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Want her?

Postby UnderDude » Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:57 pm

Female, bilingual, 41 years old, 5ft tall, can't shut up.......
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Re: Want her?

Postby Dragoon » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:38 pm

If I marry her, will that make it possible for me to become an american citizen?
If yes, I'll offer you a whiskey for her.
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Re: Want her?

Postby zombreach » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:43 pm

Offering up the wife UD?
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Re: Want her?

Postby UnderDude » Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:21 pm

Special for the day.....
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Re: Want her?

Postby Red Star » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:32 am

What color hair and eyes?
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Re: Want her?

Postby UnderDude » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:30 pm

Brown, blue
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Re: Want her?

Postby Red Star » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:53 pm

Hmm... sounds very nice! 8-)
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Re: Want her?

Postby zombreach » Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:55 pm

You're easy to please Red...LOL!
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Re: Want her?

Postby zackattack » Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:20 pm

WTS or WTT?
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Re: Want her?

Postby Red Star » Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:08 pm

zombreach wrote:You're easy to please Red...LOL!


Those are generally the first things that catch my attention when it comes to women, especially the eyes. After that, it is pretty easy for me to find other worthwhile qualities. I'm certainly not the shallow type. I hate fakes and blowup dolls though- not for me!
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